Cow sad...

I'm sad now. I think Anna's mad at Stu. What am I gonna do?

My trip to Langley

This is the first time I really left Vancouver in awhile. Actually, it's the first time I left the apartment in awhile too! It was so amazing to finally get outside again and admire the country side. The last time I've been traveling is when I left Seattle down in the States to come to Vancouver. That was so many years ago I can't even remember.


Woo! The green countryside. I got to see other fellow cows. Although, I'm not sure what the heck they were doing standing out in the fields with their faces plastered in the grass. Everybody knows the good stuff is in your own nose.


Sky...blue...


Totally no fair. Why did Sheep get to drive the car? I don't remember him ever getting a license.

After this whole car ride, I don't remember anything. It just kinda...blanked out. I guess I got really drunk. You know, like in the movies where people get drunk, wake up the next morning, and don't remember a thing. Although, I guess that means that I had a hella good time!

ZZZZZmooZZZZZmoo

Man. I'm tired.

This is a picture of me earlier this taken by someone who I think was Stu. I was so freaking tired and I think I got kinda sick from Anna. She was dizzy and didn't feel too well in the tummy. She mentioned something to Stu about passing it onto her coworkers. I think they were mad at her.

But the point I'm trying to make is that I think she passed it onto me as well. I guess it couldn't be helped though. I keep vying for her attention and wanting kisses. Well, I got those kisses alright, but I also got the full VACATION package with it too. I suppose it would be a VACATION, if I actually worked or did something else than sit my ass at home eating Sheep's boogers all day.

King Cow!

While Stu and Anna weren't looking I commandeered this crown and become KING COW. It reminds me of a Russian hat however, so I guess that would make it a Russian crown therefore I'm some sort of Russian king. Whatever I'm the ruler of is questionable, but I feel powerful wearing this. At least it kept my horns hidden and my head warm. Cozy.

What's that? The symbol on the crown? I'm not sure exactly. It could be some sort of alien symbol depicting POWER and AUTHORITY. So it could be an ALIEN CROWN which would mean I'm the emperor of a powerful alien race.

Sometimes though, I catch Stu wearing it on his wrist when he plays Guitar Hero or Rock Band, so maybe he's not telling me something...

Sheep and Stubert

This is Sheep and Stubert. They're good friends of mine. Sheep always likes to pick my nose and his nose and eat his boogers. Personally, I think he's kinda strange for wanting to do that. However, we all can't cook so we have to find some way to nourish ourselves when Stu and Anna aren't around.

And I'll tell you, they aren't around A LOT. Those guys are always out during the week in the day. I wonder what they do all the time? Also, it's always at the same time they're not here. Anna always leaves like at 715 or 730am. Stu always leaves at 9 or 915. I'll have to figure it out sometime.

Stubert on the other hand is always smiling. He doesn't do much. He just kinda sits there and stares at the wall or something random. He does periodically fly around by flipping his ears back. I guess according to physics and science, it allows him to defy gravity? I think I'm going to have to go to the library sometime to read up on how Stubert does this. I think it'll make it A LOT easier for me to get around if I could do the same.